Meet The Kids

Hamilton Holt

Age: 15

Madison Holt

Age: 11 

(Reagan's Twin Sister)

Reagan Holt

Age: 11 

(Madison's Twin Sister)

Hamilton

                                                     Madison                     Reagan

What Makes us Holts?

-Our Purple Tracksuits

-Ice Hockey, Kickboxing, Parkour

-Knocking People Over

-Beating each other up

-Training Each and Every day

 

(That was one of the hardest thing I've ever had to do...)

Marrakech, Morocco

It's Madison! Mom made us wear these, like, traditional outfits from Morocco. I'm furious about it, this always happens! I liked it better when we were at Disney Land searching for clu- NOTHING! I feel like I’ve seen enough crumbly buildings to last me a lifetime. This one I saw in Russia? It didn’t even have a flat-screen TV. And it was, like, built for really rich people. Right now I'm trying to learned mind reading on the interweb. Anyways, enjoy reading. AND DON'T LAUGH AT OUR COSTUMES OR I'LL FIND YOU!

 

Welcome to Holt Family Vacation Blog 6. I have decided to document our cross country road trip.
0630 hours - Just made it to Morocco.
0700 hours - Eating Moroccan food. (Tastes weird and different.)
0730 hours - Mom bought us Traditional Moroccan outfits. (We've worn tons of different clothes, but this stands the most of all.)
0735 hours - Planning our capture to Jonah Wizard... I MEAN, our sweet visit to our dear cousin Jonah. (Yes, believe it. Jonah Wizard is our cousin.)
0739 hours - Reagan freaked out and ran away. (What's her problem?)

0742 hours - Madison met up with a random girl, we know she's a Cahill- I MEAN COUSIN because of that sneaky look in her eyes.

0812 hours - Saw Reagan leave with the same random girl at the train station. (Why would she trust her?)

1100 hours - We found Reagan with the clue- God I hate myself today- she saved our lives from more crumbly buildings!

1300 hours - Celebrating for Reagan with food and movies!

1700 hours - Dispatching for next destination.

India - Taj Mahal

Hi, I'm Reagan! THE AWESOME ONE!! But were not talking about that, sadly. So... were in India right now and went to the Taj Mahal to find this poem thingy, We don't get what it means because I'm no good at poetry. Last year, in English class, I wrote a poem about the time I won a wrestling match by sitting on the girl's head. But my teacher didn't like it very much. Yeah. I'm really good at, like, destroying things. But I'm not so great at poetry. So...TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!...I mean, like, please.

Welcome to Holt Family Vacation Blog 6. I have decided to document our cross country road trip.
0630 hours - Just came back from Croatia
0700 hours - Eating some kind of exotic fruit thingy.
0730 hours - Laughing at this weird Indian actor "Ophir Dhupam"
0735 hours - Bathroom Break
0739 hours - Walking to fort Agra
0742 hours - Locked Madison in Fort Agra's Dungeon!
1100 hours - Climbing fort Agra!!
1300 hours - After we went there, we came to the Taj Mahal!
1330 hours - Read this Poem & asked this kid what it means. (She asked a few questions & left)
1700 hours - Came back to our Hotel and went to sleep. (I think we visited most places)

Croatia

Hamilton Holt Speaking!! Do I sound Like Dad?? Anyway, we just got back from the North Pole which Madison wrote about, speaking of MADISON! SHE LEFT OUT BREAKFAST ON THE BLOG!! So...were freezing right now and got E-Mailed to....I mean....decided to go to Cotaria?!?? "CROATIA!" My dad yelled that. Where was I?..Umm...mmm...we went here because we have to guard a clue......NO..IGNORE THAT! WE WANTED TO GET WARM!! THAT'S WHY WERE HERE.  REAGAN!! I QUIT BLOGGING!

Welcome to Holt Family Vacation Blog 5. I have decided to document our cross country road trip.
0630 hours - Near the camp fire to get warm.
0700 hours - Breakfast (Had to eat Pancakes & Hot Chocolate)
0730 hours - Airplane Arrived & Taking Off.
0735 hours - Reagan getting dizzy 'cause there's no more gravity.
1039 hours - Hit by a wall of heat & changing into track suits.
1042 hours - Walking to Nicola Tesla's Birth Place
1100 hours - Made it to Tesla's Birthplace (Dad told us to guard the place while he does Sit Ups.)
1300 hours - Kid walked up to Reagan (I think that's the person we have to tie up.)
1330 hours - Dad said we have to go to India because the Toma....A FRIEND TOLD US IT'S GREAT!
1700 hours - Booked a hotel and went to sleep for early rise!

North Pole

Eisenhower Holt Speaking!! That's All I'm Saying...my fingers hurt from blogging and I'm letting my kids do that for a while. HAMILTON, MADISON, REAGAN!! ONE OF YOU HAVE TO BLOG NOW!! Umm...Ya...it's Madison and this is my first time blogging...sooo, we are at the airport and making fun of Reagan for being soft, usually she's not like that. WE HOLTS ARE NEVER LIKE THAT!, so now we can't find her...... So Bye! Did I do Good?

Welcome to Holt Family Vacation Blog 4. I have decided to document our cross country road trip.
0630 hours - Buying Soda So kids could make a Coke volcano (Reagan Disagreed)
0700 hours - Madison & Hamilton trying to find Reagan to pulverize her!
0730 hours - Girls having a belching contest, while Hamilton blowing bubbles with Peanuts
0735 hours - Girls pushing a cart with Hamilton inside into a wall.
0739 hours - Hamilton, Madison, Reagan making Prank calls!

 

0742 hours - Plane Arrived!

1100 hours - NORTH POLE!! THIS WAS A TOTAL JOKE! I'M GOING TO KILL IVAN.

1300 hours - Kids having a Snowboarding/Skiing Contest
1330 hours - Hamilton drives a sled with Arnold (Pit Bull/Dog)
1700 hours - Going To Croatia!!

 

Alcatraz

Eisenhower Holt Speaking!! We just came back from Monument Valley and we are gonna start our next vacation! so stay tuned for our Family adventures. If you are confused what are the kids names then I will tell you. Ham...HAM!! WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO WRITE ABOUT??  WHERE IS THAT SPEAKER THING AGAIN! HAMILTON! Sorry about that...I'll tell you their names now....Or maybe next time, time a eat fudgesicles!


Welcome to Holt Family Vacation Blog 3. I have decided to document our cross country road trip.
0630 hours - On our way to Alcatraz.
0700 hours - Breakfast (Awesome shark view, but couldn't find "all you can eat!!" Abominable!)
0730 hours - Buying Meat Pies!
0735 hours - Bathroom Break
0739 hours - Throwing Meat Pies at....I mean eating pies.
0742 hours - Hamilton, Madison, Reagan Fighting over fudgesicles!!
1100 hours - the Kids won 1st place for Hockey, Kickboxing & Parkour.
1300 hours - Arrived at Alcatraz!
1330 hours - Had To buy STUPID Alcatraz T-Shirts!
1700 hours - Mobilized Troops and dispatched for the next destination.

Monument Valley

INTERWEB SPEAKING!! I mean...Eisenhower Holt Talking! Or whatever they call it. We just left the worlds Monument Valley, from.....Umm..mmm...REAGAN! WHERE WAS THE LARGEST BALL OF TWINE AGAIN??  Ignore that comment. Apparently the kids won't answer me right now because THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER SOME PAIR OF SOCKS!! Which reminds me they should CUT IT OUT!! Anyways, we are all excited for the Alcatraz so we could start digging...I mean....EXPLORING. I'm Hungry. Let's get out of here everyone!

 
Welcome to the Holt family vacation blog. I have decided to document The Holts, from The 39 Clues, cross country road trips for posteriors. This is day 3....That's all we did for the month.
0630 - Getting Ready....What's Taking Reagan So Long?
0700 - Breakfast (THE WORST EVER!! HAD TO EAT TINY BURGERS!)
0730 - Stopped by Musician and threw some chicken for change.
0735 - Bathroom Break
0739 - Madison fainted (Too tired) & Hamilton was dizzy (didn't eat much)
0742 - Afternoon Jog around a rock.
1100 - Made it out of Monument Valley!
1300 - Kids laughing at a Monument Valley Souvenir, their mom bought.
1330 - Reagan & Madison blowing snot in Hamilton's Hair
1700 - Made it at the airport!

Largest Ball of Twine

HELLO INTERWEB USERS. THIS IS EISENHOWER HOLT SPEAKING. CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO? WHA

- STOP THAT HAMILTON. I KNOW HOW TO BLOG NOW WHERE IS THE VOLUME CONTROL?
*kjh3wroooooooooo. Oh, I get it now.

Attention all interweb users. I order you to ignore my first entry. My son, Hamilton, Thinks I must have disabled the delete function. So just move along to the next entry- Forward march!

Welcome to the Holt family vacation blog. I have decided to document The Holts, from The 39 Clues, cross country road trips for posteriors. This is day 3.
0630 - Morning Exercises (family jogged in formation around hotel parking lot.)
0700 - Breakfast (Abominable! It was not "all you can eat!" Hamilton was refused a 14th omelet!)
0730 - Mobilized troops and dispatched
0735 - Bathroom Break
0739 - Children worked off some high spirits by dangling Reagan out the window.
0742 - Outwitted car that tried to beat us!
1100 - Got an angry message by the guy who tried to beat us.
1300 - Arrived at Monument Valley
1330 - Started Digging...I mean exploring...I mean hiking. HAM! How do I delete?!!!
1700 - Set up Camp and went to Sleep.